Don Williams - Donald And June (1990) Lyrics
Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoonThen they came home to lead the big baby boomJune wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroysSoon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pairJune liked boysDonald and June they put some money asideBut all in four years they gave away three bridesJune spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding smallWhen they were broke he offeredClaire a thousand to elopeClaire said, 'Nope'If things were different for Donald and JuneThen things wouldn't be what they areWhere did they go rightAnd how did they ever come, so farDonald and June had finally emptied their nestThey planned a long trip and then a couple year's restBut Claire had a spatAnd turned up with her suitcase and her capMarg moved next door,Now she won't need day care anymoreAnd the twins had twinsIf things were different for Donald and JuneThen things wouldn't be as they areWhere did they go rightAnd how did they ever come, so far.Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon...