Donovan - The Intergalactic Laxative Lyrics
I was impressed like everyoneWhen man began to flyOut of Earthly regions toPlanets in the skyWith total media coverageWe watched the heroes landAs ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sandIn awe with admiration weListened to the talkSuch pride felt they, such joyTo be upon the moon to walkMy romantic vision shattered when it was explained to meSpacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee* Oh! The intergalactic laxativeWill get you from here to thereBelieve you and believe me! Without a worry or careIf shitting is your problem when you're out there in the starsThe intergalactic laxativeWill get you from here to MarsThey don't partake like you and IOf beefy burger mushTheir food is specially preparedTo dissolve into slushAbsorbed by multi-fibres inThe super diaper suitOtherwise the slush would trickleDown inside the boot* CHORUSYou may well ask now what becomesOf liquid they consumeA pipe is led from penis to head toA unit in the roomThe water is recirculated, filteredFor re-useIn case some anti-gravity peeGets on the loose* CHORUSWherever man has conquered on theQuest for frontiers newI'm glad he's always had to doThe no. one and twoIt makes it all so ordinaryJust like you and meTo know the greatest heroesThey had to shit and pee
