Dr. Dooom - Bald-headed Girl Lyrics
Hey babyI dont want to be kind of direct, butI likeI think I like thats your hairIf it is your hairI dont want to sound kind of different, butAre you bald-headed?Yeah I like the way you got a lot of that stuff off the horseAnd added to your dimensionTo fool a lot of brothers out thereChorus: x2Bald-headed girlBald-headed girlBald-headed girlFor meVerse one:There are nine million girls with weavesWith bald heads, braids get sweaty in nine monthsPunks start stinkingActivator becomes the lazy wayFace like alligator, acne pimples, vagina creamGirl cover your dreamLook at maxi padsOn special I seeinAffection, bootyclappinLeft yall tailwagginLike cats in heatsRubbing against my kneesI smell fleasPlucking roaches of your thongsYall got the nerve to walk around ***** playing a job b songSix months pregnant and the baby you dont know whos the fatherWhy botherIt could be bill cosby or kevin johnsonYou just came out the hotelWith shawn kemp and magic johnsonWith ashy kneecapsYour dress showing your butt crackWith no home trainingYou cant match the high class off doctor dooomYou act more fake than pamela andersonGetting rebuilt by oscar goldmanWith contact lensesRun with imbeciles who leasse benzesYou valet park athletes carsBuying blond wigs from k-martChorus: x4Verse two:Fierce animal with horsehair down her backWith a stolen g-string, sporting a zirconia ringOut the cracker jack boxEven though her private parts smell like an oxOpen a windowFly rooms at the hyatt dont smell like thisAir condition cant fight the fishDoctor dooom pulling out vanilla wizardSpraying the hairstyle worn by the exotic lizardWho are you missTrying to be a material analystLiposuction refractionYou cant afford a pack of hair like toni braxtonIts a mustDoctor dooom lost your trustThe beauty parlor souped you upYou start riding the busAlways in a fly rideYou just a bald-headed loserAnd I bet you ten packs of human hair the yankees aint losingPinstripesll penetrate your buttwipesYall know the dealScratching your crutch by the hamburger grillWash your hands girlShampoo the feces out your classy curlChorus: x4Verse three:You got your wig onAt the front line of the guestlistYou a spectacular modelWearing turtleneck and mohvada watchUsing a airtight full back panties is a turn offWhy dont you wipe the worms offAnd all the germs offWith rubbing alcoholIm in the back of yallLooking at the naps under your hair weaveStanding next to your man steveHe dont believeYou got a process that aint the bestWith hair growing around your chins and chestBumps on your neckGirl, you need to get some stuff from gilleteShaving cream, clippers, vinegar, soap, shampoo its all for you buWatch the oil, hair drop all over the sink manSew that weave in man that stuff gon start to stinkGirl get your hair off my sinkChorus: x4Its the bald-head 2000
