Elvis Costello - A Slow Drag With Josephine Lyrics
The snitch, the snoop, the tattletaleLead a threadbare up stairsAdieu, my little ballyhooYou broke my heart in twoAnd now I haunt the bars and scent those trite affairsShe went home to gather her combAnd caught him unawaresAnd there was her man enjoying the lay of the landHe took a walk in the dark with a dish from the standGirls and their creationsTight in the brightest grenadineBut I'd take all that I've seenFor a Slow Drag with JosephineJosephine, JosephineBut I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with JosephineGavotte, garrotes, Cotillions and slow ArabesquesDrum-rolls and Farandoles were all made in jestBut when you make that moveI can't resistWhen will you declare your armistice?Josephine, JosephineBut I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with JosephineIn another time and place a different fate was castHe tried to skeddle-daddle-doShe might have slapped himJust for saying "Grant one more chance before you pass""Then curse the nurse that named me the first or bury me at last"And in three-quarter timeThe true and the falseDancing the "Hesitation Waltz"Then comes the "Flirtation"And temptationHip, hip hoorayListen to what I sayThen you can take it away...