Elvis Costello - St. Stephen's Day Murders Lyrics
I knew of two sisters whose name it was ChristmasAnd one was named Dawn of course, the other one was named EveI wonder if they grew up hating the seasonOf the good will that lasts till the Feast of St. StephenFor that is the time to eat, drink and be merry'Til the beer is all spilled and the whiskey is flowedAnd the whole family tree you neglected to buryAre feeding their faces until they explode[Chorus:]There'll be laughter and tears over Tia MariasMixed up with that drink made from girdersAnd it's all we've got left as you draw your last breathAnd it's nice for the kids as you've finally got rid of themIn the St Stephen's Day MurdersUncle is garglin' a heart-breaking airWhile the babe in his arms pulls out all that remains of his hairAnd we're not drunk enough yet to dare criticizeThe great big kipper tie he's about to baptizeHis gin-flavoured whispers and kisses of sherryHis best crimble shirt flung out over the shopWhile the lights from the Christmas tree blow up the tellyHis face closes in like an old cold pork chop[Alternate Chorus:]And the carcass of the beast left over from the feastMay still be found haunting the kitchenAnd there's life in it yet we may live to regretWhen the ones that we poisoned stop twitchin'[Regular Chorus Repeat]