Elvis Costello - This Offer Is Unrepeatable Lyrics
Dont send any money!Fate has no priceIgnore at your peril this splendid adviceAn invaluable link in an infinite chainAn offer like this will just not come againYou wish you had women to charm and bewitchPower of life and death over the rich young girls will be swooningBecause youre exciting themAnd not only fall at your feet but be biting themGuaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breathOr just possibly scare you to deathSign it and seal it and send it to friendsBut dont mention my nameDont make any long term plansIn thirty-six hours your fortunes will changeYour best friends wont know youAnd neither will strangersDo not keep this letterIt must leave your handYou have been selected from over five thousandA twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink youI cant say more it would only confuse youThe wine that they offer will go to your headAnd youll start to see double in fishes and breadGuaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or moreGuaranteed, for this world and the nextGuaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its motherCherish this life as you dont get another oneUnless you should take up this fabulous offerDont leave it too late or youll be bound to sufferAnd woebetide anyone so woebegoneYou wont know youre born or about to pass onYoull never get tiredYoull never get boredBy the way I just hope youre insuredAnd if youre not satisfiedIf you want moreWe can always provide an improved overtureGuaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatableThis offer is unrepeatableYour trouble will vanishYour tears will dryYour blessing will just multiplyGuaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatableThis offer is unrepeatableGuaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favorIn a riot of colours, (a variety of) and flavoursGuaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatableThis offer is unrepeatableWould I lie to you? would I sell you a dud?Just sign on the line. could you possibly write it in blood?
