Eminem - *****in' Crazy Lyrics
Eminem*****ing CrazyHi!Oringinal bad boy on the case cover your faceCame in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with maceI laced your weed with insect repellent better check the smellin'Eminem starts with an E, better check the spellin' with a capitalSombody grab me a snappleI got an asprin capsule trapped in my adam's appleSombody dropped me on my head and I'm sure that my mother did itBut the ***** won't admit it was herI slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six monthsAnd said I'm ready now *****, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tellI'll probably have the cell next to the furnace in hellI'm sicker then sperm cells with syphalis germsAnd I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burnsI kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomachAnd vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from itHit you in the head with a brick till you plummetIf ya'll don't like me you can suck my dick till you numb itAnd all that gibberish that you were spittin' you need to kill itCuz your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it(Chorus)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)My mic's grillin' you, staring you down with a grin to grinI'm Eminem, you're a fag at a women's gymI'm Slim, so Shady is really you're fake aliasTo save me with in case I get chased by space aliensA braniac with a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac SaudiArabianA highly cumbustible head, spasmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustableBedLaid up in the hospital in critical conditionI flat lined, jumped up and ran for the morticianHigh speed, IV full of Thai weed, lookin' ChineseWith my knees stuck together like siameseTwins, joined at the groin like lesbiansPins and needles hyperdermic needles and pinsI hope God forgives me for my sinsIt probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends(Chorus)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dustAnd got rushed to the hospoital to get my system flushed (shucks)I'm an alcoholic, and that's all I can sayI call in to work cause all I do is frolick and playI swallow grenades, take a bottle of water a dayA Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll beGimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spinMedicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engineScratch my balls till I shred the skinDoctor check this rash, look how red it's beenIt's probably Aids, forget it thenI strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flowsThat don't even make sense, like dikes using dildosSo reach in your billfold for ten ducketsAnd pick up your Slim Shady shit is on rucusSomethin' somethin' somethin', I get weededMy daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it(Chorus)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivanFor twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithinIs *****in' crazy, you hear me?Is *****in' crazy (Hello? Hi)Hi! Something's not right, I'm sorry, I'm mentally retardedSlim shady, I think that's my nameRucus Records, *****in' crazyYou hear us? We're *****in' crazy!All of usHi, ByeNight, something
