Eminem - Ass Like That Lyrics
Ohh Beeby, The way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGI don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be trueI ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGThe way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancerShe shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamsI think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answerPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human beingI have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeingI’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any furtherIt’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murdererI just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&BI sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-ChingPsyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorryPlease, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dogI am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will loveThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGJessica Simpson, looks oh so temptingNick, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatEvery time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOINGMary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome*Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my popcornPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seatI have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theatre, pleaseI did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower sceneI didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee HermanThis movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorneyI will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be freeFree, yes free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like manAnd I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my handThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGHilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like thatMaybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGThe way she moves she dances like a GO GOIn that video she sings "get out" you BozoI need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-JoPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? My computers will be seizedAnd my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookiesMr. Office, lookie, take a woof of thisHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no not even meI don’t even know if I could say the word peepeePee on the radio but I think I didJanet is that a breast? I think I just saw a titPsyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is workingI must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get downThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGSo Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, PleaseI ain’t never seen an ass like thatCause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING(Dre)WHAT THE ***** IS WRONG WITH YOU...
