Eminem - Bad Meets Evil (feat. Royce Da 5'9") Lyrics
intro][Cowboy]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here partsYou know, there's a story behind that there saloonTwenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town overSheriffs couldn't stop emQuickest damn gun slingers I've ever seenGot murdered in cold bloodThat ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from homeThey say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavernAnd on a quiet nightYou can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine[Eminem]I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheetI'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beatI translate when my voice is read through a sismographAnd a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bedTill the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous leadTold him each one of his boys is deadI asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said[Royce]Who hard? yo I done heard worseWe can get in two cars and accelerate at each otherTo see which one'll swerve firstTwo blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holdsThat of a globe on top of nine other planetsKissed the cheek of the devilIntelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghettoDismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheistIntercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriotOne track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpseIn my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horseAnd stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nationsCollaborating, attemptin to take over the earth[Eminem]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets EvilWe hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese peopleHe's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve SegalAbove the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)We ain't eager to be legalSo please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep EagleI breathe ether in three amountsWhen I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needleReleasin rage on anybody in squeezing rangeCold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed offCuz I can't find a decent vain[Royce]The disaster wit dredsI'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enoughTo kill my soul after I'm deadWhen in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiterCuz I serve any stranger wit moneyI spray a hundred, man until they joint chainsWhile slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punchesPiss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeralServe this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm youWhippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jawsWit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glassI'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC'sSomehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalancheAnd bust till volcanoes errupt[interlude]*phone rings*Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!![Eminem]I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house upAnd I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out ofGive me two fat tabs and three shroomsAnd you won't see me like fat people in steam roomsAnd when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leaveI'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe[Royce] (Eminem)Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets EvilAnd we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese peopleHe's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve SegalAgainst peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel(We'll be waitin) See you in hellWall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim ShadySee you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)[Cowboy]And so that's the story when Bad Meets EvilTwo of the most wanted individuals in the countyMade Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizensIt's too bad they had to go out the way they didGot shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloonBut their spirits still live on till this dayShhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?[Footsteps and windblowing
