Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit) Lyrics
[Aye yo Paul, It's EmI got your call about the Michael Jackson thingAnd I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the videoWhat does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these callsYou should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?Well he'll always be that Michael to meAnd it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeonsAnd I hope they all *****ing die!How do you like that?And I like him, I like him a lotI want to touch him but I can'tExcuse me, I'm taking a shitSorryAnyways, call me backI have this idea about how I want to end the showSo, hit me when you get this message *****erOh, and by the wayNo I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]