Eminem - Get You Mad Lyrics
Artist: sway and king tech f/ eminemYo.. yo! (* eminem hachs up spit *)Mic check.. (my dick!)Testing.. one, two (* eminem hach-spits on mic *)Ffff-*****.. (my dick!) my nuts..My attitude is worse than nwas wasIll battle you over stupid shit and diss peopleWho aint have shit to do with it, like cool j does (my tattoo!)You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,Puffy is good, (hey!) but slim shady is for the children! (wait!)I look at my life in a new light -- ***** itGive me two mics; I write songs for me -- ***** what you likeYoure probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I dont like rap anywayIm just tryin to get my porno career startedEvery place and event.. +been there, done that+Shit, dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went(* zipper sound *) come on, lets go!Want a deal? study these 5 chaptersLesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappersLesson two: face em and diss em (whattup dog? )Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)And make em come to your basement and listen(youre gonna *****in check this out)Lesson three: get a job at a label; switch demos with canibusAnd put yours on the owners table (here listen!)Lesson four: know you heard this beforeHey let me get your number; Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?Get the whitest a&r you can findPull him aside and rap as wack as you canLesson five: get a hook-up at jiveDress up like i.c.p. and have them come see you perform liveAnd thats the key, but when you see me on the street; I aintGivin you shit ***** - dont even bother askin me (get away from me)Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittinCause Im always shittin when Im rappin like master p (unnnggggh!)Got a blowjob from paula jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouthMy balls broke both of her collarbones (oww!)Told mya this shit was all about me-ah (its all about me..)Gave alyssa milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea (youre a dick!)And all three of my main girls said see-yaCause brandy and monica walked in and caught me *****in aaliyah(what? oh my god!) I splish splash while Im takin a bathGrab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laughWhite trash -- *****in your wife in the ass (oh! ooh shady! oooh!)While youre out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grassSo if I hurt your self-esteemAnd you get dissed too bad [yo why you diss me? ]You know I just be sayin that to get you madAnd when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [a big dick!]You know I just be sayin that to get you madI cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!You know I just be sayin that to get you madHell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad! [nurse! nurse!]You know I just be sayin that to get you madWhat a wonderful day; I should go outside and playAint no need to sit inside the house and hibernateHi renee! (oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenadeIn your driveway (what? ) and drive away (* car peels out *)Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aidsBlood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper macheYou talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill thoughIm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillowTipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (mooooo!)Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in halfWagin wars, went on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+And wiped my ass with his page in source (here!)The demon is here, steamin this yearI rip [*mystikals*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (ahhhhhh!)Its not a gimmick *****, its an image I live itGive a *****? i dont know what a ***** is to give itYeah I dont think this guy is well.. Im high as hellIll beat you with a live cat when Im swinging him by his tail[* impersonating method man *]Ill *****in, Ill *****inLay your nuts on the dresserJust your nutsack by itselfAnd bang them shits with a spiked batCut your neck off and sew your head right backAnd leave you like thatYou just triggered the prick who just mixed liquorWhos itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than chris-topherReeves, I was teething with strep throatWhile your mother was breastfeedingAnd gave her the flesh-eating diseaseIm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your kneesAnd walkin through south central l.a., bleedin in jeans(am I a blood or a crip? ) wakin up the next day in breathin machinesFlashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenesOn how you just got smoked, and if you do liveYoull be too scared to tell it, like a biggie and pac jokeSo if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too badYou know I just be sayin that to get you madAnd when I rap about a fat ***** that you wished you hadYou know I just be sayin that to get you madI cant listen to that song, that shits too sadYou know I just be sayin that to get you madHell never make it, his wrist is slit too badYou know I just be sayin that to get you madI know that makes you real mad, dont it? (uh-huh)Thats right, slim shady (yup) sway & techSprayin wreck (*****)And we dont give a heck (uh-uh)Or a damn.. or a *****.. or a shitSo suck my mother*****in dick
