Eminem - Intro Lyrics
may i have your attention pleaseMay i have your attention pleaseWill the real slim shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here...{verse 1}Ya'll act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the doorStarted whoopin her ass worst than beforeThey first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)It's the return of the"awww wait, no way, your kiddingHe didn't just say what i think he did, did he?"And dr dre said...Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)Feminist women loved eminemChicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of himLook at him walking around grabing his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than whats going on in your parents bedroomsSometimes i wanna get on tv and let loose,But can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lipsAnd if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"And that's the messege we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit 4th grade,They got the discovery channel don't they?We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibalsWho *rip* other people open like canolopesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)But if you feel like i feel i got the antadoiteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorusAnd it gooooesss(refrain)I'm slim shadyYes i'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real slim shady...Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upCause i'm slim shadyYes i'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real slim shady...Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up{verse 2}Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell i do, so *f---* him and *f---* you tooYou think i give a damn about a grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me(but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?)Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to britney spearsS--- christina aguilera better switch me chairsSo i can sit next to carson daily and fred durstAnd hear them argue over who she gave *head* to firstLittle ******* put me on blast on mtv(yea hes cute but i think he's married to kim, hehe)I should download a audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)I'm sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy meSo i been sent in here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don't give a *f---* like meWho dress like meWalk, talk and act like meIt just might be the next best thingBut not quite me(refrain){verse 3}I'm like a headtrip to listen toCause i'm only giving youThings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'llAnd i don't got to be false or sugar coat it at allI just get on the mic and spit itWheather you like to admit itI'm better than 90% of you rappers out thereThen you wanna outkin kids like these albums likeIts funny cuz the rate im going when i'm 30I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurses asses when i'm *hard* jerkin i'm jerkingBut this whole bag of viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion ringsWere in the parking lot circlingScreaming i don't give a *f---*With his windows down and system upSo will the real shady, please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand upAnd to be proud to out of your mind and out of controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?Ha haGuess there's a slim shady in all of us***** it, let's all stand up
