Eminem - Medicine Ball Lyrics
Oh, my goodness What have I done (oh no) I can't believe it
It's like... I've got the whole worldIn my palm And I'm ready to jump up...Welcome to the slim shady mecca RebeccaIt's the village in new york right next to the TribecaIt's my sector homosexual dissectorCome again rewind selectorI said nice rectum I had a visectomy hectorSo you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck yaHannibal Lector into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya in the less than five seconds I get yaThey said once bitten n twice shyWe lie next to the guyWith nine ecstacy pills and five extraBoxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the lunester pills from my dresserIt's my kinda vibe what else shud I try lesterDrop, kick the ***** before the second trimesterPerformed a home abortion with dexter the (ni yeser)Dig her fetus out with a wire hanging then digest her[Chorus]I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all end The world is just my medicine ball your all inI said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all end My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friendsAll my west side *****es throw it up Put a baloon inside your *****... weep and blow it upMan I think that he just fell off the teeth and showin upSo you better change the stationTo keep from throwin up Man you seen it all before your all too familiar with itThere's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did itYou know you with it girl don't front, oh no you didn't I won right by the ***** cat dolls when call you kittenI'll pee on rihanna see man I do what I wannaSpray perfume in the sauna roomcrazy glue in madonna to The lazy boy so called fold her in two and sit on herImagine if visual for that man Who woudla thoughtaCould ever be such a relentless prickAnd leashin his fingers For the chicks who waltzShe looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensiveIf you (were(nt)) so defensive it wouldn't beYour so sensitive[Chorus]I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all endThe world is just my medicine ball your all inI said I guess it's time for you to hate me againLets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all endMy medicine ball your in my medicine ball friendsPut Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstandKick it up and push him and (knee) him right into quick sandHere you need a hand... big man... grab hold of this branchWith both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick manNow everybodys pissed at me like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words... jeezeSo one last time, mister christopher reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please(Chrisopher Reeves) Eminem I'm coming to kill you (sniff)Always hated you and I still do You'll never feel my shoesMy superman custume (sniff)Doesn't even fit you they don't feel you You taking this shit too far (sniff)Who dyou think you are (hang) my suit up in the armoirEveryday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboardLets break dance if you think your hardcoreI guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all end The world is just my medicine ball your all inI said I guess it's time for you to hate me againLets begin now hand me the penHow shud I begin it and were does it all endMy medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends