Eminem - My 1st Single Lyrics
Ohh!Yeah!So much for first single on this one[Verse 1]Shady's the lableAftermath is the stableThat the horses come out erraOf course we're about to stir upSome shit thick as Mrs. Butterwoth's syrupIt's the mr. picked on Christopher ReevesJust for no reason other than the just to tease himCause he was his biggest fan, He used to be SupermanNow I'm pourin liquor on the curb in his name for himEminem you wait till' we meet up again*****er I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever saidIt's one for the money two for the *****in showReady get set, let's goHere comes the Buckin Bronco, stompin and stampedin up the damn streetLike them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blowSo look out below, geronimo, mother*****ers is dominosI'm on a roll, around and around I goWhen will I stop? I don't knowTryna pick up where the Eminem Show left offBut I know anything's possibleThough I'm not gonna top what I soldI'm at the top of my gameThat shit is not gonna changeLong as I got Dr. Dre on my team'I'll get away with murderIm like OJ, He's my Cochran from the day*We keep the mark from the tapesIn a safe, locked them awayBetter watch what you sayJust when you thought you were safeThem *****ers got you on tapeYou swear to god you was playinWhether or not you was little JoshuaGosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the sameCause one day it could cost you your name[chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just *****ed that up so,***** it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a ***** and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah erra Oh AhOh Ah erra Oh Ahoh oh ah ah[Verse 2]Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pillsAnd woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare *****Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janeanjust turned 16 and used a fake idTo sneak in V.I.P. to see R. KellyHehehehehe, to be so young and naiveOh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care freeParis and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherishEvery picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necksHickory Dickory dirk digglerLook at me work wizardry with these wordsAm I a jerk or just jerk chickenor jerkin' your chain22 jerks and a jerk circleOr is it a circle jerk or wait a minuteWhat am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind itrrrbb lemme ask you againAm I just jerkin the chainAm I bizerk or insaneOr am I just one of them damn amateursWorkin the damn camera filmin one of themParis Hilton home made pornosWho keeps tiltin the lens at an angleJigga-ji-justJust recently somebody just discoveredBritney and Justin videotapes of them *****inWhen they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse clubAnd dusted them and went straight to The Source with themCause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-And then tried to erase and record over itBut if you listen close enough to it you can hear theUh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-JustinSayin 'I'm Gon "Nuh" Come!'And this was suppose to be....[chorus]my first singleBut I just *****ed that up so,***** it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a ***** and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah erra Oh AhOh Ah erra Oh Ahoh oh ah ah[Verse 3]Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chestAnd address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear itAll you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this numberIt's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dickAnd if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about meJust type in your number back and follow it by the pound keyAnd I'll be sure to get backAs soon as there comes a day that I fall out with DreWake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)So ***** a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big *****(?) bawka-bi-kawOr suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dickAnd stick a dick in your mouthI'm done you can ***** off*****a-*****a-***** offf![chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just *****ed that up so,***** it, let's all have fun let's mingleSlap a ***** and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo ka ka
