Eminem - My Name Is (Bootleg Version) Lyrics
[chorus: Repeat 2x]Hi! My Name Is.. (what?) My Name Is.. (who?)My Name Is.. {scratches} Slim ShadyHi! My Name Is.. (huh?) My Name Is.. (what?)My Name Is.. {scratches} Slim ShadyAhem.. Excuse Me!Can I Have The Attention Of The ClassFor One Second?[eminem]Hi Kids! Do You Like Violence? (yeah Yeah Yeah!)Wanna See Me Stick Nine Inch Nails Through Each One Of My Eyelids? (uh-huh!)Wanna Copy Me And Do Exactly Like I Did? (yeah Yeah!)Try 'cid And Get *****ed Up Worse That My Life Is? (huh?)My Brain's Dead Weight, I'm Tryin To Get My Head StraightBut I Can't Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Want To Impregnate (ummmm..)And Dr. Dre Said, "slim Shady You A Basehead!"Uh-uhhh! "so Why's Your Face Red? Man You Wasted!"Well Since Age Twelve, I've Felt Like I'm Someone ElseCause I Hung My Original Self From The Top Bunk With A BeltGot Pissed Off And Ripped Pamela Lee's Tits OffAnd Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked Her Clothes Backwards Like Kris KrossI Smoke A Fat Pound Of Grass And Fall On My AssFaster Than A Fat ***** Who Sat Down Too FastC'mere Slut! (shady, Wait A Minute, That's My Girl Dog!)I Don't Give A *****, God Sent Me To Piss The World Off![chorus][eminem]My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex In Junior HighThe Only Problem Was My English Teacher Was A GuyI Smacked Him In His Face With An Eraser, Chased Him With A StaplerAnd Stapled His Nuts To A Stack Of Paper (owwwwwwww!)Walked In The Strip Club, Had My Jacket Zipped UpFlashed The Bartender, Then Stuck My Dick In The Tip Cup (wsssshhhhh...)Extraterrestrial, Killin PedestriansRapin Lesbians While They Screamin: "let's Just Be Friends!"Ninety-nine Percent Of My Life I Was Lied ToI Just Found Out My Mom Does More Dope Than I DoI Told Her I'd Grow Up To Be A Famous RapperMake A Record About Doin Drugs And Name It After Her (oh Thank You!)You Know You Blew Up When The Women Rush Your StandsAnd Try To Touch Your Hands Like Some Screamin Usher Fans (aaahhhhhh!)This Guy At White Castle Asked For My Autograph (dude, Can I Get Your Autograph?)So I Signed It: 'dear Dave, Thanks For The Support, *****!'[chorus][eminem]Stop The Tape! This Kid Needs To Be Locked Away! (get Him!)Dr. Dre, Don't Just Stand There, Operate!I'm Not Ready To Leave, It's Too Scary To DieI'll Have To Be Carried Inside The Cemetery And Buried AliveAm I Comin Or Goin? I Can Barely DecideI Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka -- Dare Me To Drive? (go Ahead)All My Life I Was Very DeprivedI Ain't Had A Woman In Years, And My Palms Are Too Hairy To HideClothes Ripped Like The Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I Spit When I Talk, I'll ***** Anything That Walks (c'mere)When I Was Little I Used To Get So Hungry I Would Throw FitsHow You Gonna Breast Feed Me Mom? (wah!) You Ain't Got No Tits! (wah!)I Lay Awake And Strap Myself In The BedPut A Bulleproof Vest On And Shoot Myself In The Head (bang!)I'm Steamin Mad (arrrggghhh!)And By The Way When You See My Dad? (yeah?)Tell Him That I Slit His Throat, In This Dream I Had[chorus]
