Eminem - Off The Wall Lyrics
[eminem]No matter what people sayIm gon keep rappin this wayNo matter what you may thinkIm gon keep doin my thing[eminem]Im almost as famous as fat bald menDecided to write songs to teach mouseketeers to singI stick britney spears in a room full of mirrorsSo she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]Causing terror to christina aguileraWhen I grab her by the hair and drag her across the saharaBeware of this rap terrorist with a therapistWith a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pantsGot a habit of holding tylenol in his handsTil it melts in his *****in palms and dissolves in his glands[so who is it? ] the fool who visit the playgroundWit two biscuits to lay down the school districtGet pistol whipped wit a mauseburgWit a pistol grip and fed pitbulls shitSniff glue sticks like I give two shitsIf I get too rich, I just get sued[redman]Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in yaOne handstand on top of yo ninjaCrash it, [errrr] doc stir the madnessTil yall outta work like tony atlasWalkin cans in the laundry basketAmericas most with the army after us***** flossin we take whats yoursA low fifteen like a ace in fourIm outta work, but doc laid them off[shit, the powers out] the tape is offYo, you targeted from arsonistsPapermate pens filled wit arsenicI got hoes that dont know what prada isDoc could shape up, touch your barber missBetty you wit a bloody bladeI turn rap camps into crystal lake***** *****es face is what ima doCuz that what white boy tano do[eminem]So how is everybody doin tonight?Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fightCuz uh, we gettin down for the ***** of itSo suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this... off the wall!![redman]Yo, so how is everybody feelin tonight?Hope youre in the mood to get rude and ill in a fightCuz uh, we gettin down for the ***** of itSo suck my dick if you dont wanna bump... off the wall!![eminem]No matter what people sayIm gon keep rappin this wayNo matter what you may thinkIm gon keep doin my thing[redman]Yo, you could buy jaz spittin, hospital, son admit itRip your lips off, kiss my ass wit itSlap *****es, got marshall mathers [printin]Weed, x, and the acid tabs did itI was happenin wit no rerunLike rob deniro when the +heat+ comeMy barrel hang out the camaroAimed at the nose of them hoes its hard to breathe fromFlash the gat, your town, bogardinYo wallet, your chain the main targetBeef is like cold engine, dont start itBust in the air and hit a airplane pilotWe clowned you, rap surround sounds around youFrom ten speed and brown shoeDoc and eminem, ***** the m & mBlood flows with 2pacalypse and them[eminem]Its like, funk doctor meets the punk rockerGot the drugs stopped inside the lunch box [uhh]Pop junk like I just got jumpedPopped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pumpKnock wood, its all good, thank God for vodkaCuz wit my luck, Ill probably get shot by a stalkerProbably got a fanatic waitin upstairs in the atticWit a automatic callin me up thereMy man stan wit a gat in his handStakin my house out in a tan tinted sedanHe pull your mouth out til you cant finish a damnHam sandwich, or your can spinach and spamTil you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mallPictures of me on my moms living room wallHey ma, maybe Ill give you a callSike you *****in *****, suck a dick and two ballsIm givin you all my job descripWhich is, to piss *****es and priests off with thisPop more pills than police officersArrive at the scene and pull me off of kimTeeth off my dick, hands off my ballsBut yall can kiss my ass, pants off and allCuz Im so goddamn off the wallI might as well as be a painting smashed on the floor[redman]So how is everybody feelin tonight?Hope youre in the mood to get rude and ill in a fightCuz uh, we gettin down for the ***** of itSo suck my dick if you dont wanna bump to this... off the wall![eminem]So hows everybody doin tonight?Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fightCuz uh, we gettin down for the ***** of itSo suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this... off the wall![eminem]No matter what people sayIm gon keep rappin this wayNo matter what you may thinkIm gon keep doin my thingNo matter what people sayIm gon keep doin my thingNo matter... oh
