Eminem - Oh No Lyrics
[Intro]Oh no what's happening to my brainI can't believe this is happening again[Verse 1]Lava out my lips I flipsWake up think I have a crampI'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my father's assI think I'm out of gas, manI think I need another maskI'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plantsA half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp'sI think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yamsCut a couple cadavers up and have a little snackAbra*****ingcadabra mother*****er look who's backJust like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swingsI accidentally dented it and bent the damn thingShit I think I might have did it when I was dancingWhile I was chopping one of my legs off and pulled a hamstringFirst I Re-up, then I RelapseGo to rehab then I Detox after I see DocAnd I'll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycleCause I react like the She-Hulk when I see Nyquil[Hook]Oh noHere we go againWhen it's going to endWhere did it beginMaybe way back when[Verse 2]Into the well, baby Jessica fellShe may have wetted herselfQuit playing, get her some helpMary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jailEvery day in journals saying howShe wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayoI'm the medicine manMy medical marijuana was prescribed by a doctorShove a typewriter up herPerez Hilton's ass, shit, almost forgot thatHe's always shoving something up his ass so why not that?And f-ck it while I'm venting let's shove a vending machineUp his rear end when he's bending over pretending that heDidn't say anything that would be offending to meStick his head in a blender, begin blending in GWhere should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair?Put him under the stairs? People are already under thereHmm, I wonder where. Wait, I think the cubpoard's bareStuff him up in the tupperware and shove him up in there[Hook][Verse 3]Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitaminI bite into five and then I get high as a kite againI like it when I get in my zone on the mic againWho am I kidding? I couldn't quit this shit if my life dependsI relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton thenYeah, rehab's nice, I had my name up in lights againYou see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm inI might pull a knife on your wife and slice her and dice her thenIt sounds so enticing, isn't it nice when I'm hype again?I'm nice when I'm like this, no time to write just type it inIf I could get my pen to slow down, what'd I write just then?Man I'm about to hyperventilate, I just have hyper-tensionI have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehendUnusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friendI usually do what I do and suffer no consequenceI offer no mercy, the controversy is once again[Hook]
