Eminem - Rain Man Lyrics
Dre (Em)Dre (Em)YeahYeah(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely definately K-mart)(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)Yeah, yeahYeah, yeahEminem (Dr. Dre):Eminem (Dr. Dre):You find me offensive? I find you offensiveYou find me offensive? I find you offensivefor finding me offensiveFor finding me offensivehence if I should draw a line on any fencesHence if I should draw a line on any fencesIf so to what extents ifIf so to what extense ifAny, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensiveAny, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say that I cause extensiveThey say that I cause extensivePsychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this,Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,Far at other people's expensesFar at other people's expensesI say your all just too god damn sensitiveI say your all just too god damn sensitiveIt's censorshipIt's censorshipAnd it's down right blasphemousAnd it's down right blasphomousListen to shit now cause I won't stand for thisListen to shit now cause I won't stand for thisAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him eitherAnd let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgeratorI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgeratorRight next to Darth VaderRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like it's my fault cause of the way thatI feel like it's my fault cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super---manI killed Superman, I killed Super---manAnd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guyAnd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guyKryptonite: The Green ChronicKryptonite: The Green ChronicChorus:Chorus:Cause I ain't got no legs!Cause I ain't got no legs!Or no brain, nice to meet youOr no brain, nice to meet youHi, my name is...Hi, my name is...I forgot my name!I forgot my name!My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame.My name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain ManRain ManNow in the Bible it saysNow in the Bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Have homosexual sexHave homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it's intercourseThen of course, it's intercourseAnd it's bi-sexual sexAnd it's bi-sexual sexWhich isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsWhich isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after performing the act of that whichEither before, during or after peforming the act of that whichIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today's kidsThat are more used by today's kidsIn a more derogatory way butIn a more derogatory way butWho's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?Let's ask Dr. DreLet's ask Dr. DreDr. Dre? (What up?)Dr. Dre? (What up?)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, but! I ain't done yetBut, ut! I ain't done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttWhile he reaches in another grown man's assWhile he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant it was just an accidentIt was never meant it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean itHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don't mean to go in into any more details butAnd I don't mean to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a females butt?What if he pictured it as a females butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things upIs that gay? I just need to clear things upTil then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...ChorusChorusYou find me offensive, I find you offensiveYou find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?When am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defensivesProbably the day Bush comes to my defencesesMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterAnd open up a whip ass canisterGod damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itAnyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I'm good atThis is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on itDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on itI got it, high five Nick LacheyI got it, high five Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked awayStuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked awayAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and screw myOut the trash can and screw myHead is straight back to the Neverland RanchHead is straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwichWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhichAnd I don't gotta make no god damn senseAnd I don't gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shitI just did a whole song and I didn't say shitChorusChorusCause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHCause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHYo, Rain ManYo, Rain ManDefinately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand andDefinately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand andTwo thousand four hundred and eighty seven millionTwo thousand four hundred and eighty seven millionNine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty threeNine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty threeAnd seventy (Yeah)And seventy (Yeah)
