Eminem - Role Model Lyrics
Ok, Im going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like me!Mic check one two.. we recordin?Im cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer thisIf you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for canibusI strangled you to death then I choked you againThen break your *****in legs till your bones poke through your skinYou beef wit me, ima even the score equallyTake you on jerry springer, and beat yer ass legallyI get you blunted off of funny home grownCause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than sonny bono(ohh no!!) so if I said I never did drugsThat would mean I lie and get *****ed more than the president doesHillary clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervertI ripped her *****in tonsils out and fed her sherbet (*****!)My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edgeGrabbed vanilla ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (***** you!)Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lezFollow me and do exactly what the song says:Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drinkAnd jump behind the wheel like it was still legalIm dumb enough to walk in a store and stealSo Im dumb enough to ask for a date with lauryn hillSome people only see that Im white, ignorin skillCause I stand out like a green hat with a orange billBut I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mistHow the ***** can I be white, I dont even existI get a clean shave, bathe, go to a raveDie from an overdose and dig myself up out of my graveMy middle finger wont go down, how do I wave?And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?Now follow me and do exactly what you seeDont you wanna grow up to be just like me!I slap women and eat shrooms then o.d.Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!Me and marcus allen went over to see nicoleWhen we heard a knock at the door, must have been ron goldJumped behind the door, put the orgy on holdKilled em both and smeared blood in a white bronco (we did it!)My mind wont work if my spine dont jerkI slapped garth brooks out of his rhinestone shirtIm not a player just a ill rhyme sayerThatll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)My rap styles warped, Im runnin out the morgueWitcha dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porchJumped in a chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape onAnd beat up foghorn leghorn with an acornIm bout as normal as norman bates, with deformative traitsA premature birth that was four minutes lateMother.. are you there? I love youI never meant to hit you over the head with that shovelWill someone explain to my brain that I just severedA main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?I take a breather and sighed; either Im high, or Im nutsCause if you aint tiltin this room, neither am iSo when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her assThen it probably is obvious I got it on with herCause when I drop this solo shit its over withI bought cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over itI came to the club drunk with a fake idDont you wanna grow up to be just like me!Ive been with 10 women who got hivNow dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!I got genital warts and it burns when I peeDont you wanna grow up to be just like me!I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a treeYou probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
