Eminem - Stir Crazy Lyrics
(Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh ***** yeahWhen I'm not at home, beating my shit to deathI'm listening to the Madd Rapper's albumThis is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...***** you)(Eminem)I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazyWith this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!(Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!(Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!Ran in the ladies room ***** in a blanketAt the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blankAt the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked herBut I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)Every bullet came from the same gunJust from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from(Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the windowShady)(Crash) (Ahhhh!!) Pay me(Madd Rapper)Psych, no way *****ed up in the headShot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)I'm a crazy motha*****a might shoot me a fedOr I just might start a fist fight insteadSee as far as the dough goI go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local SunocoStuck off the hydro mixed with cocoaJump turnstyles, then run from po poLife stinks, we dont give a ***** son, we crazyTear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy***** wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazyMadd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)Life stinks, we dont give a ***** son, we crazyTear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy***** wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazyMadd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)(Madd Rapper)Yo yo, i wish I'd been abortedMy pockets got a shortageEverything I wanna floss I can't afford itI'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort itMy daughter's babysitter is about to be deportedI'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubsMad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip outSlim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....)***** that Slim keep that for yourselfYou a crazy Withe dude and u need some help, word(Eminem)I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous homeWhat would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishesLeave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate *****es?Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girlsAnd i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his *****in' brains outFall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouseSpread out on a blood stained couchIn front of his kids that he just killed in the same houseI'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael JacksonIn little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores *whistling*Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay dementedI'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in itGo ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack youI just dropped a *****in' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!Life stinks, we dont give a ***** son, we crazyTear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy***** wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazyMadd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)Life stinks, we dont give a ***** son, we crazyTear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy***** wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazyMadd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)
