Eminem - Underground Lyrics
[Intro]
A lot of people ask me... where the ***** I been at, last few yearsShit I don't know... but I do know, I'm back now... haha[Chorus]Here comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm undergroundHere comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm underground[Verse 1]Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me upBroken tibias, fibias, yeah fix me up60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxiaAfter they sipped piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cupDixy cups, it's toxins, boxes of oxy padsEnough oxycontin to send a *****ing Ox to rehabWhack job in the back, in a black stocking capJacking off to a hockey mask, at a boxing match"He can't say that", yes he can, I just did faggotNow guess again, you better text message your next of kinTell em shit's about to get extra messy, especially whenI flex again, and throw a *****in' lesbian in wet cementFaggoty faggoty faggoty, raggedy Anne and Andy, noRaggedy Andy and Andy, no it can't be, it can't beYes it can be, the *****in' anti-christ is back DannyIt's satan in black satin pantiesThis is amityville, calamity, god damn it insanityPills, fanny pack filled with Xany'sThrough every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannysMilk and cookies, spilt on my silk negligee, lookyRazor b-lades with me to make you b-leedCases of Maybelline make up lay on a table of weedSlim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me'Til he jumps out of the *****in' toilet when you're takin' a pee[Chorus]Here comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm undergroundHere comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm underground[Verse 2]6 semen samples, 17 strands of hairFound in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity FairHannah Montana prepare to elope with a can openerAnd be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy bedsAnd gladbags yeah, glad to be backCause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dead in rehab*****in' doctor, I ain't understand a damn what he saidI planned to relapse the second I walked out of that *****Two weeks in brighton, I ain't enlightenedBiting into a *****in' vicodin like I'm a vikingOh lightening is striking, might be a *****in' sign I need a psychicEvaluation, ***** jason it's friday the 19thThat means it's just a regular dayAnd this is the kinda shit I think of regularly*****in' lesbian, shouldn't have had her legs in the wayNow she's pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay[Chorus]Here comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm undergroundHere comes the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm underground[Verse 3]Tell the critics I'm back and I'm comingTo spit it back in abundanceHit a fag with onions, then split a bag of funionsMad at me, understandable, cannibal, shoot an animalout of a cannon and have him catapult, add an adultCaptain of a cult, with an elite followingTo turn halloween back to a trick or treat holidayHave Michael Myers looking like a liarSwipe his powers, replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyersHit Jason Vorhees with a 40, stuck a sepository up his assAnd made him tell me a story, gave Hannibal lector a *****in' nectarineAnd sat him in the *****in' fruit and vegetables section and gave him a lectureWalked up elm street with a *****in' wiffle bag drewFought Freddy Krugar, and Edward Scissorhands tooThen came out with a little scratch, oohLooking like I got in a *****ing pillow fight, with a triple fat gooseInsanity? can't it be vanity, where's the humanityIn havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputeeStraitjacket with 108 bracketsAnd a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch itCut your *****in' head off, and that's where you headed off toGet it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awfulthis anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffleand this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco[Chorus]Here come's the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm undergroundHere come's the rain, and thunder nowNowhere to run, to run to nowI disappeared, they'll wonder howLooking for me, I'm underground(Talking)So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this.And now I got 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to share, Thanks.Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?Yeah I got something to share-When you walked through the door you were queer to meSo come here baby boy, just come here to meYou're a ***** boy, everybody wants youYou're gayer than you would ever claim toI won't have to rape youSo homie lay down down downlay down down downlay down down downlay down lay downWhere's everybody going?This always went over real big in gay aOk wait, I got another oneI just love condoms and lots of cumNo?Oh shit.