Example - Milk Your Goat Lyrics
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkI watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking they're never loversShe's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville BrothersHe's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug meThis dude is *****in ugly it's not cause I'm jealousOf other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't beIntoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't beGetting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricksThe girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits20 minutes prior to the start of this monologueThis dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper oddAnd when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-twoDid what all predators-do took his opportunityHe slipped something in her beverageHe knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverageCheated now you got a poor little innocentOff her *****in face and she's thinking she loves himLooking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna beI feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomalyMorally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes planJust before it's gets sickening,Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glassBut as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeksIf it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigansA spanner in his plan look he's over-milked itMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkShe's stillHoldin' the same drink, she gives him a lame winkWhatever he gave her it won't let her brain think -Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his matesTake turns givin' him a pat on the backHe's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna doTake her back to his place you know what he gonna doI ain't a fan of it he don't deserve herShe's far too pretty man how did he manage itJust as I get closer, I look at her fingerIt all becomes clear why she's letting him lingerHe was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,Except in buying jewellery, he's so uninhibitedHe's really made a fool of me cause now I see what he didThis flash rich bastard is far from plasteredHe's worked a little plan that he's totally masteredSees his target, checks she's on the marketAnd slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards itI guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazyAnd if you chose wisely some women are easyWhen she spots the present say it's yours to keepAnd for at least one night she's yours to keepJust flash a precious stone it's as simple as thatSo there you have it lads, rohypnolÃÂs old hatMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkLook I really gotta clear my throatFellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloatYou ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take noteSee the opportunity and milk that goatLook I really gotta clear my throatFellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloatYou ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take noteSee the opportunity and milk that goatMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drinkMilk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat, and if she says to youNo you don't! Slip summink in her drink
