Fad Gadget - Saturday Night Special Lyrics
Every man should have the right to own a gunEvery man should have the right to shoot someoneFilm stars and farmers still forcing opinionsLike TV politicians playing cowboys and indiansUncle Sam sleeps with his horse, keeps his brain in his hatWith his trigger-happy patter, he'll rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tatRide into the sun - the damage is doneEvery man should have the right to take a wifeEvery man should have someone to share his lifeKeep her at home with the kids and the cookingSo wholesome and clean when the neighbours are lookingShe's mother and angel and courtezan tooAlways hot in the bedroom, she's dressed just for youRide into the sun - the damage is doneEvery man should have the right to raise a sonEvery man should have the right to choose his youngA son is a credit to the family nameBut a daughter can only bring worry and shameYou can solve all your problems with a small operationProtecting your manhood by swift terminationRide into the sun - the damage is done
