Fall - M. H. 's Jokes Lyrics
[mes is the one swearing a lot]Anyway, this guy goes *****in ell, you don alf complain for an eleven year old do you?Ooooohhhh-that machine is nice-***** off it took me ages to get that, yeah-i want that machine-yeah what yeah right,-clean joke-wuh-if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that?-no you *****in cant-i want it, honest-you cant have it-theres no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it?-no, its not. s *****in my machine, that. keep your hands off it.-its your machine. its a vu-less machine. sure its recording, mark? better turn the volume up. ok, what dyou call a guy with a spade in his head? doug.-jesus, thats pathetic.-what dyou call a guy whos been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete. (nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark.[cut]-come on, rewind it, lets see what you had to say.-erm, weve been through this before, havent we?-right Ill do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like weve done it once, but the cameras werent rolling-nah, Im thinking of my joke actually.-so Im reading frank zappa, right, its an au- its a biography by frank zappa-right [mes totally disinterested]-and - errrr - its 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it-hrrrrrrghhhhhm-how many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden Im realising, errr-more interested when you were talking about napoleon actually
