Faster *****cat - Porn Star Lyrics
I think I’ve seen her face beforewhile at the video storeI got this sense of dejavuwhen she blew me a kiss from across the roomShe’s a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actressbut she always gets invited to celebrity eventswith Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cashyou know........I’m thinking she’s a porn starBumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screenwith the biggest smile that I’ve ever seenyou know......she’s a natural porn starShe got the Benz and the house in the hillsa closet full of lingerie a few chains and whipsI thought it might bother me, her chosen occupationbut she makes ten times my current professionPop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheetsI can’t help feeling like I’m auditioningIs there a video camera hidden in her clock?Did someone say we need the money shot?Bumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screenwith the biggest smile that I’ve ever seenyou know......she’s a natural porn starShe wants to be up there withJenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the sceneGo on Howard Stern and sell pictures and pantiesand then retire at thirty with a pocket full of greenwith her natural born charm, she’s a natural porn starBumpin’ and grindin’ on the TV screenwith the biggest smile that I’ve ever seenyou know......she’s a natural porn starDon’t be shy, just let down your guardYou do this all the time so it shouldn’t be so hardcause....you’re a naturalLights, camera, action, get on back to your markLet’s do it one more time with total disregardcause.....you’re a natural porn star
