Frank Zappa - Beer Shampoo Lyrics
Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your headHoward: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worthAynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . .Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .FZ: Ha ha!Howard: Let's not make it too childishAynsley: [...]Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .?: Howie [...]Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happeningAynsley: He can't stand it, man, that's all . . .Mark: And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .?: Ha ha ha!Mark: Simmons!Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I'm *****ing soaked!Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, HowardHoward: I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can't believe it?: Ohhh!Mark: Materialist!Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!Howard: You're the dude who said . . .(scuffle)FZ: Oh oh oh!Mark: Materialist!?: OhhhHoward: Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, manAynsley: OkayMark: "New York's so lonely . . . "Howard: I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creepMark: "And you are the only . . . "Jeff: You creep, ha ha!Howard: Stop it, man!
