Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)Ike willis (lead vocals)Peter wolf (keyboards)Tommy mars (keyboards)Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)Ed mann (percussion)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Jeff (tenor saxophone)Marginal chagrin (baritone saxophone)Stumuk (bass saxophone)Dale bozzio (vocals)Al malkin (vocals)Craig steward (harmonica)A festive cyo party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the hokey pokey, baked goods, & father riley making sure the lights dont go down too low...Father riley and various party goers:Catholic girlsWith a tiny little mustacheCatholic girlsDo you know how they go?Catholic girlsIn the rectory basementFather rileys a fairyBut it dont bother maryCatholic girlsAt the cyoCatholic girlsDo you know how they go?Catholic girlsThere can be no replacementHow do they go, after the show?Joe:All the wayThats the way they goEvery dayAnd none of their mamas ever seem to knowHip-hip-hoorayFor all the class they showTheres nothing like a catholic girlAt the cyoWhen they learn to blow...Father riley:Theyre learning to blowAll the catholic boys!Mary:Warren cuccurullo...Father riley:Catholic boys!Mary:Kinda young, kinda wow!Father riley:Catholic boys!Mary:Vinnie colaiuta...Chorus:Where are they now?Did they all take the vow?Father riley:Catholic girlsWarren:Carmenita scarfone!Father riley:Catholic girlsOfficer butzis:Hey! she gave me vd!Father riley:Catholic girls!Warren:Toni carbone!Chorus:With a tongue like a cowShe could make you go wow!Joe:Vd vowdy vootieRight awayThats the way they goEvery dayWhenever their mamas take them to a showMatineePass the popcorn pleaseTheres nothing like a catholic girlWith her hand in the boxWhen shes on her kneesLarry:She was on her knees,My little catholic girlChorus:In a little white dressCatholic girlsThey never confessCatholic girlsI got one for a cousinI love how they goSo send me a dozenCatholic girlsOoooooh!Catholic girlsOoooooh!(etc.)Central scrutinizer:This is the central scrutinizer...Joe had a girl friend named mary.She used to go the church club every week.Theyd meet each other thereHold handsAnd think pure thoughtsBut one night at the social club meetingMary didnt show up...She was sucking ***** backstage at the armoryIn order to get a passTo see some big rock group for free...
