Frank Zappa - Crew Slut Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)Ike willis (lead vocals)Peter wolf (keyboards)Tommy mars (keyboards)Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)Ed mann (percussion)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Jeff (tenor saxophone)Marginal chagrin (baritone saxophone)Stumuk (bass saxophone)Dale bozzio (vocals)Al malkin (vocals)Craig steward (harmonica)Backstage at the local armory, mary, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as larry (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order tE an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mouPen near the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the p.a. system.Larry:Hey hey hey all you girls in theseIndustrial townsI know youre probly gettin tiredOf all the local clownsThey never give you no respectThey never treat you niceSo perhaps you oughta tryA little friendly adviceAnd be a crew slutHey, youll love itBe a crew slutIts a way of lifeBe a crew slutSee the worldDont make a fuss, just get on the busCrew slutAdd water makes its own sauceBe a crew slutSo you dont forget, call before midnite toniteThe boys in the crewAre just waiting for youYou never to get move aroundYou never go nowhereI know yer probly gettin tiredOf all the guys out thereYou always wondered what its likeTo go from place to placeSo, darlin, take a little rideOn the mixers faceBe a crew slutJust follow the magic footprintsBe a crew slutHey, youll love it!Be a crew slutIts a way of lifeI aint gonna squash itAnd you dont need to wash it!Crew slutHey, Ill buy you a pizzaCrew slutOf course Ill introduce you to warrenThe boys in the crewAre only waiting for youAt this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock groups equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they aDowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. obviously impressed with larrys ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, mary kneelIn and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as larry continues to sing...Larry:Well you been to alabama, girl,n georgia toon all the boys in the crewIs bein good to youI know yer sayin to yourselfthis is the way to gocause when you need a little extraThey will give you some mo`cause youre the crew slutMary:Eh, hah ha, Im into leather...Larry:Thats good! a lot of the boys in the crew love leather...Mary:And rubber...Larry:Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubingWith a hair dryer...Road crew chorus:Trade your spot on the benchFor a guy with a wrenchAnd be a...Mary:Ha ha ha...Larry:You like that, huh?I told you youd love it...Its a way of life!Road crew chorus:The guys in the crewHave got a present for you!Ren nah naaahRen nah naaahRen nah naaahMary:A present for me?Road crew chorus:Ren nah naaahRen nah naaahRen nah naaahLarry:Hmmm, we got a present for you!Road crew chorus:Ren nah naaahRen nah naaahRen nah naaahMary:Whaddya got?Road crew chorus:Ren nah naaahMary:Whaddya gonna give me?Road crew chorus:Ren nah naaahRen nah naaahLarry:It looks just like a telefunken u-47Youll love it...Mary:With leather?Central scrutinizer:Eh errr, eh eh...this is,eh, the central scrutinizer again...And so mary was enticed away from joeBy an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocketLured into a life of sleazeryWith the entire road crew of someFamous rock group(I dont know whether it was really toad-o or not...i dont know... Ill check it out)Again we seeMusicCausingBig trouble!
