Frank Zappa - Dance Contest Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)Peter wolf (keyboards)Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)Ed mann (percussion)Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Fz:One of, one of the things that I like best about playing in new york is this particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you say in the trade, audience partTion. now if theres one thing that I really like, its, uh, audience participation. now listen... I gotta figure out something that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contestGht? oh, hey - the injured person dance contest. ah, well, lets see...awright, Ill tell you what were going to do. heres a, heres a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety,Ighty, hey. okay...Butch:You are great, man - you are great. you are the best, baby. do dinah-moe humm.Fz:All right, now wait a minute - whats your name? hey, hey - whats your name?Butch:Butch.Fz:Awright, the dynamic butch. heres, heres a girl that wants to dance with butch. whats your name?Lena:Lena.Fz:What?Lena:Lena.Fz:Lena, meet butch. okay, lena and butch, couple number one. heh heh. okay, lets see - that guy there, with his...that - that one there with the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this oNo, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well, youre - actually, youre very nice, though. would you like to come up here? ...okay, but dyou think you can behave yourself? you, youre sure yoBehave yourself? ...okay, whats your name?Guy:Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.).Guy:Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc.Fz:Awright, now wait a minute. awright, awright, now wait...Guy:(mumble, mmf.) ugliness! ugliness!Other guy:Frank, youre my buddy! arrgh, mmf.Fz:Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. if youre out there and youre cute, maybe youre beautiful, I justTo tell you somethin - theres more of us ugly mother-*****ers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. now...Guy (butch? ):Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?Fz:Sure. all right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your girlfriend.Girl:Hey zap!Fz:Good to see you again.Girl:Squeak!Fz:I know.Guy:I aint no *****ing queer.Fz:All right, now look, heres what were going to do. awright. now. this - theyll be mashed, Ill save them, Ill save them for later.Guy:Im not a *****ing queer.Fz:This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that hes not a queer. hes not queer, hes not queer. awright, and now... you are going to dance, like youve never danced before...&q
