Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Ike willis (guitar, rhythm guitar, vocals)Ray white (guitar, vocals)Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)Alan zavod (keyboards)Scott thunes (bass)Chad wackerman (drums)Steve vai (guitar)Tommy mars (keyboards)Ed mann (percussion)There's a ship arriving too lateTo save a drowning witchShe was swimmin' alongTryin' to keep a dateWith a merchant marineWho told her he was really richBut it doesn't matter no more...She's on the ocean floor'n the water's all green down there'n it's not very clean down there'n water snakes'n rusty wrecksIs all that she can seeAs the light goes dimAnd she's tryin' to swimWill she make it?(boy, we sure hope so...)Not even a witch oughta be caughtOn the bottom of america's spew-infestedHo-ho-ho, hey-hey...She could get radiation all over herShe could mutate insanely... (aie-ee-aie)She could mutate insanely... (earth wall)Then you knowShe could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tallAnd very very scary-lookin'And then...Cars could crash all over the placeAs a result of people with hawaiian shirts on...Lookin' up to hear her go "ha ha ha..."Sardines in her eyebrows...Lobsters up 'n down her pudendaAll of them horribly large from graduation...And smelling very badAnd dangerous!Maybe a submarine could save her,That's right! yes, that's true!And bring her back just like a mud-shark...Tell 'em what they win, bob!Well, therefore ladies:A full week's supply of gartenion's onion rings,Bronco's new bondage-in-a-bottle!It won't crack, it won't stake, it won't beat, it won't budge,It won't bite the old fate...And of course a brand new, absolutely brand new,New, new, and of course, but also a new car!
