Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals)Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)Don pardo (vocals)David samuels (vibes)Randy brecker (trumpet)Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)John bergamo (percussion over-dub)Ed mann (percussion over-dub)Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)Honey honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHe was the playboy type (he smoke a pipe)His favrite phrase was outa-site!He had an irish setterIt was a singles bar, a tuesday nightThe moon was dim, the band was tightThey did the bump togetherWhat a splendid sight,(ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were whiteThe drinks were cheap (it was ladies nite)He was glad that he met herShe was an office girl (my name is betty)Her favrite group was helen reddy(they discussed the weather)Honey honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want aBaby dont you want aBaby dont you want a manShe was the lonely sort, just a little too shortHer jokes were dumb and her favrite sportWas hockey (in the winter)He was duly impressed and was quick to suggestAny sport with a puck had to be bout the bestAs he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey? get it? )Later on they went off to where the music was soft,The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippyWho delivered their dinnerThe rice was brown, and soon they foundThat the crowd around that had jammed the room,Well it seemed to be getting thinnerHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want aBaby dont you want aBaby dont you want a manHe took her home to a motor courtShe wouldnt kiss him, he tried to ignore it,But it made him angry!Angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed thatLousy *****!)He called her a slut, a pig and a whoreA ***** and a cunt and she slammed the doorIn a petulant frenzy!(a petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy.Im petulant, and Im having a frenzy)On the sofa she weepsBoo hoo hoo hooShe weeps and she weepsBoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hooShe weeps and she peeksThrough the curtainHe just got in his carBut the batterys deadSo he asks to use the phoneAnd she gives him some headAnd thats the end of the storyHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want a man like meHoney honey, heyBaby dont you want aBaby dont you want a manBaby dont you want a man sometimes?
