Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls Lyrics
This is a story, tell it quick as I canA week ago, I met a stumbler manHe stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls"I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran,So hard talking to a stumbler manHe stumbled over, and over again"The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began"I raised my finger from the center of my hand,Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler manHe slobbered 'n puked (PUGH!) in a garbage can"The Kaiser hratche Rollin' might raise some sand"Pushed him aside as he was slowin' my planSo hard to understand a real stumbler manSome stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said,"Nobody ever tells me which way he goes"Kaiser rolls 'n rolls 'n rollsKaiser rolls, and Kaiser rollsSurprise to me they ain't catched him yet,HOW'S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE?