Frank Zappa - Master Ringo Lyrics
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]Dear PFIQ,Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.I finally got rid of the smellOf the deep scrotum piercings(mumble)By putting a 532-inches barbell and a 516-inches ring.Now, air can get through.(laughs)(FZ: Can you stand like that?Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through")Now, air can get through.Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able.I have them allAnd go over them many times.You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep *****head piercings?Piercing the head of the ***** must be painful.(OOHH!)I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!But I didn't want the artist to stop.Master Ringo1970-WIM
