Frank Zappa - Room Service Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)George duke (keyboards, vocals)Ruth underwood (percussion)Tom fowler (bass)Chester thompson (drums)Hallo! hello!Hello!Is this room service?Hello?Hallo?Is this room service at the hotel leningrad?Oh, oh, oh, jawohl!What would you like...?Yeas, this is room serviceLook here, buddyYeas, what would you like?Oh, Im so hungry!You know, when youre a tourist and everythingAnd you travel around, you knowGoing to all the neat little shopsTen marks, costs you ten marksIm so hungry!This call is going to cost you ten marksYou got to understand that in the fo..., in the frontLook hereEverything costs ten marksIvan, listenIvan, thats meJawohlLookYoure going to sleepYoure going to sleepI am so hungryCan you bring me something to eat right away?Bouillia... bouilliabai?No bouilliabaiBouilliabai?No boogie-a-bayHows about boogie-the-bay?No boogie-woogie-the-bayHows about a fishie with the eye fallin out?Fish with...? hey, that sounds delicious!Send me some fish with the eyes falling outHow about a little sand over it?Thatll make it...Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fishThat be ten marksDo you have a sand-fish here?Sand-fishie?The eyes ten marksThe fishie is fortyHey!Hey, listen!Jawohl!The people in your country certainly are charmingYou know where I can get some *****?Ah...Never mind, lookThis is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understandJust send me up...You tell to bring ***** in here?We spray you with lace!Oh, well...Right in the face!Oh, well...You dont bring no ***** in this hotel!Ahhah, okay...Who do you think we are anyway?Well, I guess you told me...Are you a christian?Am i... yeah, Im a christian, sure!Isnt everyone?Ah, okay, you can bring...Well you can bring some ***** in here if youre a christianThats a difference...Sure, if Im a christian that means I get some *****, right?Thats right, thats cool, if youre a christianOkayYou also get bouilliabai with itYeah, hey, great!Look...And the fish with the eye fallin outI want you to send me some *****One *****Some fish with the eyes falling outOne fish with the eye falling outSome bouilliabaiSome bouilliabaiAnd a bibleAnd a what?And a giddeon bibleAnd a giddeon bible?Okay, we also bring you the finnian bibleThe phoenician bible?No, the finnian bible, to go with the giddeon bibleThe finnian bibleThe finnian and the giddeon go together hereThis is a terrible connection,I can hardly hear youBut look, buddy,Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?Im so hungryWe shall send it up by the southern pacific railroadFast ah?That is very fastSo fast you can never know..........Cape cape cape kansasCape cape cape kansasCape cape cape kansasCape cape cape kansasYou will also like to have a little visitHello, hello, helloRoom service?Hallo?Hey buddy!You did not get your order?No, listen, its a...You were not pleased with the *****?You dont like americans very much here, do you?Oh, you american! thatll be twenty marks!Yeah, twenty... rightWell, I dont care how much it costs, you know,Just get it up to my room in a hurry because Im so hungryWell, you have to understandIf we didnt bring it up there too fastIts probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,You seeYou had a long summer and thats why...?We had a very long summer, about that fastHeh hehThats how long it was, like thatNow listen!Wait a minute!You get that food to my room right awayRoom number?Or Im gonna call the american embassyWhat?You mean what am I going to call them?Why?Im going to call them a barrel of mother*****ersThats what Im gonna call themWell I know whos gonna bring it up to you right awayMart, mart, mart perellisMart, mart, mart perellisMart, mart, mart perellisMart, mart, mart perellis
