Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude Lyrics
Central Scrutinizer :This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again,the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed bis mind up,but, was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see .. .girls, music,disease, heartbreak.. .they all go together.. Joe found out the hard way, buthis troubles were just beginning... his mind was so messed up... he couldhardly do nothin' .. .He was in aquandary ... being devoured by the swirlingcesspool of his own steaming desires.. .the guy was a wreck.. .so.. .whatdoes he do? For once, he does something SMART...he goes out... andpays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover... at the First Church of Appliantology!SCRUTINIZER'S POSTLUDEEventually it was discoveredThat GodDid not want us to beAll the sameThis wasBAD NEWSFor the Governments of The WorldAs it seemed contraryTo the doctrine ofPortion Controlled ServingsMankind must be made more uniformlyIf THE FUTUREWas going to workVarious ways were soughtTo bind us all togetherBut, alas SAMENESS was unenforceableIt was about this timeThat someoneCame up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATIONBased on the principle thatIf we were ALL crooksWe could at last be uniformTo some degreeIn the eyes of THE LAWShrewdly our legislators calculatedThat most people wereToo lazy to perform aREAL CRIMESo new laws were manufacturedMaking it possible for anyoneTo violate them any time of the day or night,AndOnce we had all broken some kind of lawWe'd all be in the same big happy clubRight up there with the President,The most exalted industrialists,And the clerical big shots
