Frank Zappa - Sy Borg Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)Ike willis (lead vocals)Peter wolf (keyboards)Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)Ed mann (percussion)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Central scrutinizer:This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party...Joe:Sy borgGimme dat,Gimme datSy borgGimme dat, give meDe chromium leg,I begSy borgGimme dat,Gimme datSy borgGimme dat, give meDe chromium leg,Little wires,Pliers, tiresThey turn me onMaybe Im crazyMaybe Im crazyMaybe Im crazy,Mon...Stroking several of sys gleaming appendages, joe continues...Gee, syThis is a real groovyApartmentYouve got hereSy borg:All governmentSponsored recreationalServices are clean andEfficientJoe:This is excitingI never plookedA tiny chrome-platedMachineThat looks like aMagical pigWith marital aidsStuck all over itSuch as yourselfBeforeSy borg:Youll love it!Its a way of life.Joe:Does that meanMaybe laterYoull plook me...Sy borg:If you wish, we mayHave a groovy orgyJoe:Just me and you?Sy borg:I share this apartmentWith a modifiedGay bob dollHe goes all the way...Ever try oral sex withA miniature rubberizedHomo-replica?Joe:No, ah, not yet,Ah, is this him?Sy borg:This is him.Your wish isHis commandHe likes youHe wants to kissYou alwaysJust tell him whatYou wantJoe:Really?Hi, little guyThink I might get aTiny, but excitingBlow...job...Gimme dat,Gimme datBlow job...Gimme dat, give meDe chromium cob.Sy borg:Bend over.Joe:Gay bobBlow jobGimme dat,Gimme datBlow jobGimme dat, give meDe chromium cobSy borg:Youll love it!It looks just like aTelefunken u-47.Joe:Little leather capAnd trousersThey look so gay..Warren just bought someWarren just bought someWarren just bought someHey...Sy borg:Bob is tired.Plook me now,You savage rascalEhhh! that tickles.You are a fun personI like you.I want to kissYou always.Joe:Gee, this is greatHows about someBondage andHumiliationSy borg:Anything you say,Master.Joe:Oh no, I dont believeItYoure way more funThan mary...Sy borg:Youre plookingToo hard...Joe:And cleaner thanLucille...Sy borg:Plooking on me...Joe:What have iBeen missingAll these years?Sy borg:Too hardJoe:Sy...Sy borg:Too hardJoe:Sy...Sy borg:Plooking too hardOn me-e-e-e-e...Joe:Speak to meOh no...The golden showerMust have shorted outHis master circuitHes, hes, oh my godI must havePlooked him...HeyTo death...HeyCentral scrutinizer:This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and youre gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you havent got a chance.Joe:But i...I, i, i, i, i...I cant payI gave all my moneyTo some kinda groovyReligious guy...Two songs ago...Central scrutinizer:Come on out son...Between the two of usWell find a way toWork it out
