Frank Zappa - Valley Girl Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Steve vai (guitar)Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)Tommy mars (keyboards)Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)Ed mann (percussion)Chad wackerman (drums)Roy estrada (vocals)Ike willis (vocals)Bob harris (vocals)Moon zappa (vocals)Scott thunes (bass)Valley girlShes a valley girlValley girlShes a valley girlOkay, fine...Fer sure, fer sureShes a valley girlIn a clothing storeOkay, fine...Fer sure, fer sureShes aLike, oh my god! (valley girl)Like - totally (valley girl)Encino is like so *****en (valley girl)Theres like the galleria (valley girl)And like all these like really great shoe storesI love going into like clothing stores and stuffI like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuffIts like so *****en cuz like everybodys likeSuper-super nice...Its like so *****en...On ventura, there she goesShe just bought some *****en clothesTosses her head n flips her hairShe got a whole bunch of nothin in thereAnyway, he goes are you into s and m?I go, oh right...Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddyYeah right, hurt me, hurt me...Im sure! no way!He was like freaking me out...He called me a beastie...Thats cuz like he was totally blitzedHe goes like bag your face!Im sure!Valley girlShes a valley girlValley girlShes a valley girlOkay, fine...Fer sure, fer sureShes a valley girlSo sweet n pureOkay, fine...Fer sure, fer sureShes aIts really sad (valley girl)Like my english teacherHes like... (valley girl)Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)I am so sureHes like so grossHe like sits there and like plays with all his ringsAnd he like flirts with all the guys in the classIts like totally disgustingIm like so sureIts like barf me out...Gag me with a spoon!Last idea to cross her mindHad something to do with where to findA pair of jeans to fit her buttAnd where to get her toenails cutSo like I go into this like salon place, yknowAnd I wanted like to get my toenails doneAnd the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenailsAre like so grodyIt was like really embarrassingShes like oh my god, like bag those toenailsIm like sure...She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...I was like really embarrassed...Valley girlShes a valley girlValley girlShes a valley girlOkay, fineFer sure, fer sureShes a valley girlAnd there is no cureOkay, fineFer sure, fer sureShes a valley girlAnd there is no cureLike my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)Clean the cat box (valley girl)I am sureThats like gross (valley girl)Barf out! (valley girl)Oh my God (valley girl)Hi!Uh-huh... (valley girl)My name?My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)Uh-huhThats right, ondrya (valley girl)Uh-huh...I knowIts like... (valley girl)I do not talk funny...Im sure (valley girl)Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)I am a val, I know (valley girl)But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay(valley girl)Uh-huh... (valley girl)So like, I dont know (valley girl)Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)Oh my god! (valley girl)Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)But I have to wear a retainerThats going to be really like a total bummerIm freaking outIm sureIts like those things that like stick in your mouthTheyre so gross...You like get saliva all over themBut like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknowSo you can see my smileItll be like really coolExcept my like my teeth are like too smallBut no biggie...Its so awesomeIts like tubular, yknowWell, Im not like really ugly or anythingIts just likeI dont knowYou know me, Im like into like the clean stuffLike pac-man and like, I dont knowLike my mother like makes me do the dishesIts like so gross...Like all the stuff like sticks to the platesAnd its like, its like somebody elses food, yknowIts like grody...Grody to the maxIm sureIts like really nauseatingLike barf outGag me with a spoonGrossI am sureTotally...
