Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? Lyrics
Frank zappa (guitar, dialog)Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog)Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)Aynsley dunbar (drums)Jim pons (bass, vocals, dialog)Bob harris (keyboards, vocals)Don preston (mini-moog)Whats a girl like youDoin in a place like this?I left my place after midnightAnd I came to this hallMe and my girlfriend, wecame hereLookin to ballYou came to the right placeThis is itThis is the swingin-est placeIn new york city(chorus line) no shit!How true it isMe and my girlfriend, we come hereEvery night looking for thatHot romance we needWe like to get it on --Do you like to get it on, too?Well now, what did you have in mind?Okay: well I get off bein jukedWith a baby octopusAn spewed upon with cream corn! aah... unh!An my girlfriend, she digs itWith a hot yoohoo bottleWhile somebodys screamin:Corks n safetiesPigs n donkeysAlice coopers gonna ... aaaaaah!Well, it gets me so hotI could scream(chorus line) alice cooper, alice cooper! yaaaah!Alice cooper, alice cooper! yaaaah!You two chicks sound real far aout and groovyEver been to a holiday inn?Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...Magic fingers in the bed (picture it!)Wall-mounted tv screen:Coffee-wost plugged into the bathroom wallFormicas really keen!(chorus line) what kind of girl do you think we are?What kind of girl do you think we are?Dont call us groupiesThat is going too farWe wouldnt ball youJust because youre a starThese girls wouldnt let just anybodySpew on their vital partsThey want a guy from a group with aBig hit single in the chartsFunny you should mention it:Our new single just made the charts this weekWith a bullet! with a bullet!Lust let me put a little moreRancid budweiser on my beard right now, babyAnd you can show me how a young girl such as youMight be thrilled and overwhelmed by me...What hotel did you say you are staying at?Wanna split right away?Not so fast, you sillt boy... theres one thing I gotta say:(chorus line) we want aguy from a group whos got a thing in the chartsWe want aguy from a group whos got a thing in the chartsWe want aguy from a group whos got a thing in the chartsWe want aguy from a group whos got a thing in the chartsAnd if his dick is a monsterIf his dick is a monsterIf his dick is a monsterWe will give him our hearts...Hold it! please hold it!My god, madge... you voluptuous new york city slit...Why didnt you tell me before?It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on,But.. now that I see you... I would have helped...I didnt know you were so obviously.. pregnant...
