Frank Zappa - Won Ton On Lyrics
Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)Steve vai (guitar)Ray white (guitar, vocals)Tommy mars (keyboards)Chuck wild (piano)Arthur barrow (bass)Scott thunes (bass)Jay anderson (string bass)Ed mann (percussion)Chad wackerman (drums)Ike willis (vocals)Terry bozzio (vocals)Dale bozzio (vocals)Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)Bob harris (vocals)Johnny guitar watson (vocals)Not really harrys voice:Ecuas-nzbe?Thing-fish:Whiff it, boy! whiff it good, now! mammies, step forward n try tgit on down wit dem broadway zombies! dis de closin numbuh, now! moses! git yo brown ass ovuh heah! leave de co-log-nuh aloneMinnit. whyntcha go on n cornhole ya some evil prince! I blieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now!See dat? uh-huh! look like he severely enjoyin it awready! sound like he enjoyin it, too! wuh- oh! I smells trubba! look like he got de eeyah- noosht! aint no two ways about it.The mammies dance tangos with the zombies, (eventually hurling them offstage), the evil prince corn-holes rhonda (who doesnt even notice as she waves her magic-wand fountain pen around for harrFollow), thing-fish snatches up the crab-grass baby and obdewlla (one in each hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, harry-as- a-boy and the artificial rhonda reAr, chasing after the infant, quentin robert de nameland corn-holes brown moses. opal rides the bull while francesco gives her an enema. the nativity box rotates erratically, deli- vering dutchTs who offer onions to the audience.Thing-fish:fo yall departs, I jes wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o dis gravity genrally re- quire some type o philosomical post-scription, dat what yall have witnessed heah tonight were a tTory - only de names o de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent.Galoot co-log-nuh! dont buy it, peoples! dis have been a public service ernouncemint. wave good-night to de white folks, dewlla!A conga-line is formed. they all exit through the audience, except for francesco, thing-fish & sister obdewlla x (the crab-grass baby has been returned to harry-as-a-boy and artificial rh.Rhonda:This is symbolism, harry!Harry:...not the stuff that freckles lets out!Rhonda:This is symbolism! really deep, intense, thought-provoking broadway symbolism. really modern, harry...Harry:Take your hand off that chain, honey!Rhonda:***** that briefcases...Harry:...not the briefcase...
