GWAR - Gilded Lily Lyrics
Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My Gilded Lily he think he funny My Gilded Lily he worth cash money My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty I wore my Lily to all the right party go! I was the envy of all the horde I proclaimed myself overlord My Gilded Lily gives all this and more I puked my guts all over the floor I found the entertainment banal, so, Thru trenches of flesh we carved a canal Lead harlequin then drew his last He held a bejeweled theatrical mask The door heaved and then exploded We split the bill and drove home loaded When we got there the paint was peeling We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling I wear the Lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the Lily When I party with Milli Vanilli And soon the pleasure barges Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated, We mingled as one amidst debris of Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me And all the while Gilded Lily faded Though it was the best I'd created But Gilded Lily was still in place It made a mockery of my face And delivered to us a surprise The hulking mass of what we despised Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it And we delivered a princely buffet Soon the continent split asunder And the radios blared to the blunder My Gilded Lily expanded while spinning That's when I realized we were winning Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out and then we were gone
