GWAR - Jiggle The Handle Lyrics
Scroda:GWAR, I bring forth the portal pottyComing to feed on the shit from your bodies.Your turds have more power than mere human fecesLet's use it's great power to recover the piecesThe Toilet:Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You!You got to love me sooo good!Yea, yea you can depend on meDepending on,if my water's on...if my pipe's unglogged...Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...Baby, I am the holeI am your toilet bowlI'll suck your soulJust pay... just pay my shitty toll!ahhhh.Scroda:Coated in shit I give all you desireMystical doorway swimming in mireWe'll use the plunger if blockage won't budgeIt's a door through the plane of fudgeOderus:So many times I have found you,still I always piss on the groundNow that I can use you I'm gonnastop *****ing aroundIf you need shit, then I got shitOn that you can dependI'll pump your stump, you *****in' hump,my crappy, crap-caked friendAll:The Portal Potty, a gift from the godsLet's pay it tribute and bury our wadsBeefcake:I think we know what it's all about.Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.Slymenstra:I am a woman and I have my needs.You can never really know just whereor when I'll bleedYou need my egg, I need your seedBut pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!Toilet:Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spreeJust keep that *****ing tampon away from me.Slymenstra:Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...That which you can't stand you can't understandSpeak the mystic words and bring forth a turdyou turn around into it and turn over to me.Oderus:Cross the river, leave the abyssGive the seat of the toilet a kissBeefcake:Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.Toilet:Yea! Here it comes baby, I'm dropping my loadI'm ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!Scroda:The power of the toilet must never be abusedHe must be plunged, he must be sponged,or carnage could ensue.If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise
