GWAR - The Performer Lyrics
I'll come to town for youDress up like a clown for youPull my pants on down for youThen I'll crawl awayI will blow hot fart on youI will build an R-2 D-2I won't even start for youUnless you *****ing payBecause I am the performer X3I will come to town for youDress up like a clown for youTry not to ***** around on youDo so anywayI will find the ark for youGo sleep in the park with youI'll even suck a ***** or twoBut no sir, I'm not gay(Chorus)Before I was a whore, on tourI was the child always running aroundWith his dick hanging out and diapers pulled downShow biz was calling so I hit the stageWorked out an act where I got raped in a cageMy life was bullshit and I didn't careWent to go bowling and I missed on my spareBut what else could I *****ing doBut play another song for you...Thinking about a nose job, too...cause I am the Performer