GWAR - The Ultimate Bohab Lyrics
He Proudly Sports His Rare Gwar HoodieWhen He Puts It On It Gives Him Such A WoodieZit-scarred And UnpopularHe's At The Show AloneRunning His Mouth To No One At AllLater He Cries Bitter TearsHe Met His Idol And He Got PunchedAll He Wanted Was An AutographThe Smell Of His Acne, It's Heavily BunchedHe Fell Down And Everyone LaughedYou're The Ultimate BohabStricken With GoutIf You Don't Have Any Drugs Then Get The ***** OutBohab!Bohab!It's Your Dream Come TrueYour Crummy Fanzine Got A Gwar Interview!You'll Ask The Questions, It All Goes To Tape!If You're Really Lucky, You Might Get Raped!But Not By A Dude, That Would Be Gay!But If That's What The Band Wants I Guess It's O.k.!We're Not Going To Rape You...yet, So Don't You Fret It!You Brought A Woman With You, And Now She's Gonna Get It!Cuz' This Is How We Roll, This Is What We DoWe're *****ing Your Girlfriend Right In Front Of YouAnd We Know That's Not Your Girlfriend, By The Way...She's Only With You Because You Got Her BackstageAnd You Gave Her...moneyYou're The Ultimate BohabStricken With GoutIf You Don't Have Any Drugs Then Get The ***** OutBohab!Bohab!Your Pock Marked Face Makes Her SickAs Soon As She's In There She's Getting The DickBut Not From You, From The Entire BandSo Whip Out Your ***** And Lay A Wad In Your HandSoon She Is Dead, But Before We Chuck HerCome On Over Here Kid, There's Still Time To ***** Her!A Festering Hole Where There Used To Be A CrotchWe Feed Her To Bears, All That's Left Is Her WatchBohab!You Gave Your Life With PrideBut People That Had Known You Didn't Care That You Had DiedBohabThe Last Issue Did Real WellBecause Your Interview Was SuicideYou Followed Gwar To Hell....
