Gilbert O'sullivan - As A Rule Lyrics
Now i'm not, i repeat not anyway a prudeBut the sight of two people cavorting on stageDoing what can only be termed a natural actIs unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laughAs a rule, i never smoke while on dutyIt just isn't on do i make myself clearThough at times if there nobody's looking i willI mean, life's too short and if i didn't smoke i betWhat with the luck that i haveI'd probably die of warty and, that would be thatWho would have thought it was humanly possibleTo mate an elephant with a kangarooWell as my dear old mother once said in a rage"next thing you know they'll have pigs an the stage"Whoever said blue skies were better than redMust have been talking from out of his hatI mean whose ever heard of a blue sky at nightDon't like waiting or suffocatingIn over crowded tubesBut i like good wine with my dinner don't youYes we do