Gilbert O'sullivan - The Window's Cleaner's Mate Lyrics
You better not say what you're thinkingThat's if you don't want a slap.Tell the mrs. she looks gorgeous and don't for god's sake, don't do that.Must admit i'm tired of hearing rude remarks about my hair.Sure it's long but so's your nose, cut yours and i'll cut mine.I swear.Catching trains is quite an art.You need more than a giant net.Stick to things like butterfliesIt's much more of a safer bet.Truly i'm not all that angry mad perhaps well who wouldn't beYou think i like being stood up twiceYou do okay then let's make it threeMust admit i'm hard of hearingPardon me, what's that you saidGetting so i can't sit downWithout a nod to go ahead.You'd better not nay what you're thinkingUnless you want to get put inside.Meet someone, you say they look greatAnd think to yourself i thought they'd died.Truly i'm not all that angryAfter all it's sot every dayYou go to sleep with some chewing gumAnd wake up with it all over you