Godley & Creme - Mugshots Lyrics
Mugshots, mugshotsMugshots, mugshotsI was just a lonely boyEvery day a different toyI fell in love with Hubcap JennyAnd she fell in love with meShe taught me how to steal a carAnd sling a brickShe taught me what the coppers areAnd how and where to kick 'emMugshotsI'm taking her adviceMugshots'Cos Hubcap Jenny's niceI was just an only childRunning free and running wildBut I stole one hubcap too manyAnd the law came down on meThey taught me how to give salutesAnd take some stickTo know the sound of policeman's bootsAnd now and then to lick 'emThey taught me how to sleep at nightIn the lion's denForget about the dynamiteAnd dream of Hubcap JennyShoot 'em in black and whiteBring me the prints tonightI know, you know there's a mug in the shot!Mugshots"Where were you on the night in question?"Mugshots"I was home in bed M'Lord"Mugshots"I submit that last suggestion"Mugshots"Puts him in contempt of court"Mugshots"I'd give you proof but there isn't any"Mugshots"And there my lord I rest my case"Mugshots"There's no such girl as Hubcap Jenny"Mugshots"We have no record of her face in the mugshots"Shoot 'em in black and whiteBring me the prints tonightI know you know there's a mug in the shot!Give me a hint of styleGive me "The Kray Profile"I know you know there's a mug in the shot
