Graham Parker - Mercury Poisoning Lyrics
Pre>Intro c c c g bb f c g bb fC g bb f c g bb fNo more pretending now, the albatross is dying in its nest c gThe company is crippling me, bb f am amThe worst trying to ruin the best, the bestBb cTheir promotions so lameBb cThey could never ever take it to the real ball gameF gMaybe they think Im a petFWell Ive got all the diseases g g gIm breaking out in sweat, you bet, becauseChorusC g bb fI got, mercury poisoningC g bb fIts fatal and it dont get betterC g bb fI got, mercury poisoning bb c g bb f c g bb fThe best kept secret in the we--est, hey the we--estThe boys and me are getting real well known around townBut every time we try to spread the actionSomeone always brings it down, downI ate the orange and I dont feel wellFor them its inconvenience for me its hellThe geriatric staff think were freaksThey couldnt sell kebabs to the greeks, the geeksInaction speaks, andChorusBridgeAm g am gIs this a russian conspiracy, no its just idiocyF gIs this a chinese burnAm g am gI gotta dinosaur for a representativeF gIts got a small brain and refuses to learnBb f gTheir promotions so lameBb f gThey could never ever take it to the real ball gameF gListen I aint a petF gI aint a token hipster, in your monopoly set gYou bet becauseChorus, plusYeah the best kept secret in the west the best kept secret in the west/pre>