Gretchen Wilson - If You Want A Mother Lyrics
You Want Me To Bring You Home The BaconFry It Up And Serve It To You, TooWhen I Don't You Act So GodforsakenLike Somehow I've Been Mistreatin' YouI Know That's The Way Your Mama Did ItShe Waited On You Dang Near All Your LifeIt Took A While But Now I Finally Get ItYou Were Never Lookin' For A Wife[chorus]If You Want A Mother I Can Be OneThat Ain't All That Difficult For MeWe Can Do Your Way From Now On, SonAnd I'll Show You What A Mother I Can BeRemember Tuesday Night When You're Out BowlingYou Better Have Your Butt Back Home By NineOtherwise You're Grounded For The WeekendAnd That Brand New Sliverado Will Be MineAnd In The Evenin' When You're Feeling SleepyWell, I'll Tuck You In And Pat You On Your HeadAnd I'll Be Right Down The Hall If You Should Need MeBut Big Boys Have To Sleep In Their Own Bed[repeat Chorus]You Can Go On Back To Mama's Apron StringsBet Your Mom Would Be A Mother Just Like Me