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H.W.A. - 1-900-*****ES Lyrics

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  • [Intro:]
  • [touch tone sounds]
  • [Children in unison]
  • Momma, Momma, dad's calling 1-900 numbers again!
  • [phone rings]
  • [Verse 1]
  • Picture this: the house is empty
  • You're looking at the phone, so mother*****ing tempting
  • Then you see us on the TV, so you copy the number
  • Real fine hoes make your mind start to wander
  • Dial 1-900 on your telephone
  • Hoping that your wife don't bring her fat ass home
  • The phone is ringing, your heart is beating fast
  • You know I'm talking shit on your monkey ass
  • 1-900-248-2437
  • You dialed it again, that makes it eleven
  • Times you called, yeah, that's a *****
  • Call it again, 'cause you're making me rich
  • Five dollars a minute you call
  • After that, you get *****ed up your doo doo walls
  • Seventy five cents, now the rates begin
  • [Chorus:]
  • 1-900-248-2437 *****es
  • A hoe with an attitude is *****ing with your ears
  • [x2]
  • [Verse 2]
  • The telephone company and the workers, too
  • Looking at your bill, tripping on you
  • Time after time, they see the same number
  • Them goofy mother*****ers start to wonder
  • So they went to the phone, and tried it for themselves
  • Four weeks later, they got to seek help
  • Just like the pipe, they call it addiction
  • You can't stop calling, creating confliction
  • Still your *****ing wife in the middle of the night
  • Me on the phone, you there at home
  • Buying me diamonds, then a fur coat
  • Next comes the rope off your mother*****ing throat
  • And after you steal everything you can
  • You go seek counseling just to get another chance
  • Eight weeks later, there you go again
  • You see the number, go get your paper and pen
  • [Chorus: x2]
  • [Verse 3]
  • President Bush, and Barbara, too
  • Sitting at home, with nothing to do
  • Knowing in their minds they got a big problem
  • They want to call up the hoes to help them solve it
  • Now what in the ***** they do that for?
  • 'Cause Barbera won't soothe Bush no more
  • All the way in the White House, they blowing up the bill
  • Mother*****ing hoes, yeah, you know the deal
  • Noriega, sitting in his cell
  • He want to get away, to get some bail
  • He want to call uÏ€ the hoes, but no collect calls
  • Just laugh in the joint, and play with your balls
  • Poor Mandela, just getting home
  • Calling up the hoes on the telephone
  • All the way in Africe, we got it going on
  • Mother*****ing hoes, you know we're too strong
  • [Chorus: x4]

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