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Half Man Half Biscuit - I, Trog Lyrics

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  • Girlfriend’s said that she no longer likes me
  • Reckon I know why she thinks this way
  • It’s ‘cos I’m a Trog
  • And I’ve got mad sideys
  • And my gait is strange
  • So they say
  • Some blokes don’t neatly stencil their flight case
  • And some blokes don’t take apart valve amps for fun
  • But when you’re a Trog and you’ve got mad sideys
  • And your gait is strange
  • So they say
  • And when I swear it’s in a mellow way
  • Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
  • To Point of Ayr I like to get away
  • And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl
  • Got my weed and I’ve got my Sven Hassel
  • Omni stacked tenfold under the bed
  • In my rugby shirt, signed by Justin Hayward
  • I will rule the world
  • Playing Risk
  • I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth
  • Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet
  • And now I’m a Trog and I’ve got mad sideys
  • And my gait is strange
  • So they say
  • And when I swear it’s in a mellow way
  • Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
  • To Point of Ayr I like to get away
  • And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl

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